Saturday, 22 October 2011

Me & my Boss


When I Take a long time to finish, 
I am slow, 
When my boss takes a long time, 
he is thorough 
When I don't do it, 
I am lazy, 
When my boss does not do it, 
he is busy, 
When I do something without being told, 
I am trying to be smart, 
When my boss does the same, 
he takes the initiative, 
When I please my boss, 
I am apple polishing, 
When my boss pleases his boss, 
He is cooperating, 
When I make a mistake, 
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, 
He's only human. 
When I am out of the office, 
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, 
He's on business. 
When I am on a day off sick, 
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, 
He must be very ill. 
When I apply for leave, 
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked 
When I do good,
my boss never remembers, 
When I do wrong,
he never forgets 
What to do ?????????? ???

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